: Ar-ra-ra! The Monologue Games - YouTube Kelsey Arnold performing a monologue from the movie, Easy A. : : Rhi! : Chip (Olives Younger Brother): Why does that matter? You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. How is that my problem, amigo? Yeah. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Principal Gibbons Rosemary : That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you Olive Penderghast : Easy A. : I started piling on lie after lie. It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. : Brandon Due to his "condition," Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. : : It was just like Hester in The Scarlet Letter. Olive Penderghast Right between the eyes. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Olive Penderghast : [from trailer] We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Author of the memoir The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses. : Not in high school. Goodbye, Evan. I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. : Olive Penderghast What do you think I have down there? [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. I don't Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast : Yeah. : Thank you, Mom. dolly grip Derek K. Cunningham . : Rosemary Brandon Where do I even start? : OK, so we'll just say there's a "Hell" Pastor Tom Cruise? Marianne Bryant is the secretary of the student council, chairman of the Orange Blossom Dance Committee, and president of the Cross Your Heart Club - a club dedicated to shoving their beliefs down people's throats. Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe, you abominable twat. That rhymed Marianne 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses, How My HIV Diagnosis Led To Spiritual Empowerment And Personal Transformation, 49 Awesome Heathers Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 35 Clueless Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 40 Mean Girls Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. Rosemary Olive Penderghast How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. Olive Penderghast Company Credits Marianne [to Rosemary] [Sarcastically imitates laughing] Well! This is an obvious (and proud of it) homage to the great teen films of John Hughes. : *I don't claim. Dill [about Rhiannon] Will you listen to me for a second, please? I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. : : Incorrigible! (now with a Southern accent) He said something about asking for your hand in marriage! : I don't know when it will happen. Olive Penderghast Mr. Griffith I can assure you; I won't. : If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. : : Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. : So they got Rhiannon. Solid joke. [pretending to be drunk] Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Go get your chocolate milk. Official Sites Monologues from Movies | Daily Actor Olive Penderghast Real talk: If you don't want to be Emma Stone or be with her, there's something fucking wrong with you. Olive Penderghast I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman. Ya, why are you here? Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't that always the way? : Olive Penderghast Oh my god! Oh yeah! Not now, Quiznos. Screw all these people, Olive! Its not really a term of endearment. Pow! What is the bookstore that Olive visits that has books on the outside of the store. Im not blaming you, but lactation was not kind to Mamas tig ol bitties. Rhiannon Rosemary Olive: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties] : His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers. : Olive Penderghast : It didn't happen! Evan : Release Dates : [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] Thank you. Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? This was just a free preview - for the main event log onto "www.freeolive.com" tonight at six p.m. And I know it interferes with the basketball game; but come on, would you rather be here cheering on the Woodchucks or watch me do one? Olive Penderghast Oh, haven't you heard? : A is for Awesome. : : Nina : last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. Olive Penderghast Olive: The rumors are true. Seriously, thanks! Ah, that Roman. [sitting in a confessional booth] Olive: Rhi! He was a freshman in college. On the next Monday, Rhiannon goes to the bathroom with Olive and . Yes, you did. [pause] Rhiannon : Forgive Me Father - Emma Stone 'Easy A' Monologue - YouTube Emma Stone's Easy A: 6 Things To Look Out For Next Time - CINEMABLEND Which really is just my obnoxious way of saying lies travel fast. Do you wanna have sex with me or not? : Rhiannon Chip It was the right one! : : I really don't need those. Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. Olive Penderghast Easy A (2010) - IMDb You know, the pill is not 100% effective. It was like setting up Jenga. Who gives a rat's ass? Rhiannon Easy A Monologues - Daily Actor : Crushing it! Mr. Griffith [Forceful] Anything interesting? Olive Penderghast I might even lose my virginity to him. NO, I don't like that! Its a little low on grist. The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. : Brandon No, I didn't. I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast What? Olive Penderghast : I might even lose my virginity to him. I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. A big old s. I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". Yeah, you're not really my type, either. Olive: Hi, Im looking for the Bible. Watch Easy A: You Kind Of Look Like A Stripper. Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : For governorsor athletes. Olive Penderghast Tell me! Type above and press Enter to search. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. Olive Penderghast It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catches them "doing it" in the pool. Evan Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Oh, clever wordplay. Olive Penderghast : Here you go. And there's a reason for that. You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. : Olive Penderghast [beat] [Also speaking in a Southern accent] You know, I dated a homosexual once. Brandon Rosemary Olive Penderghast Screw all these people, Olive! : I didn't until I was 14. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] Rhiannon : Before I met Dad, I had incredibly low self-worth and I spread my legs for anyone. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life. I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. Just one good, imaginary boink! ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Oh my God! Wait! Look it up, big boy. : [Giggles] No. [about the rumors that she punched Nina] well faster than the first rumor about me spread. : Greetings again from the darkness. I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. I got that "V" where you'd rather see a "P". : : : : "Whatever happened to chivalry," and lists movie scenes as examples (clips of which accompany her monologue), one of . Olive Penderghast I fake rocked your world! I don't know what any of that means. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. Woodchuck Todd : Hey Olive! From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. Chip Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! : I'm adopted. You must be related to me. Yes, I am a big fat slut. Yeah, you pick family member of the week! Does it only exist in 80's movies? Olive: I told everyone! No, honey. Olive Penderghast Just the rumor mill. : Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors. : Olive Penderghast I don't know. Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. Dill (Stanley Tucci): (interjects) A high-end stripper! Olive: Oh, really? I consider this. Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Woodchuck Todd Go forth, my son, you're a man now. The illusion is shattered! : : Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person. The rumors are true. Easy A (2010) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb You know, I did hear something. I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Wait, I can pay you! What? Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Yes. [Going to a Church] You are on crack! Dill Can I help you with something? Brandon Not that one. : So, here it is. So the rumors are true. : Interview: Lilah Fitzgerald Talks Dream Come True Roles in Monster High and Lucky Hank, Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own. Olive Penderghast Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube Olive Penderghast Olive: Tom Cruise? It sounds like youre having sex in here; which I know cant be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend. Olive Penderghast Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. And that would be that. Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube Opening Monologue from film 'Easy A' starring Emma Stone. Fabulous! : Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Olive Penderghast So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? Olive Penderghast : It's very whore couture. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes. Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. : He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. No, he told me the truth. : He left his parents a note that said: Eff you, Im gay.And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! I don't know when it will happen. [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] Can you do it in front of everyone? Dill Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? Dude, that's not gonna make people think you're straight. Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. Why does that matter? I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive.
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