I believe Toy Story 2's bloopers are in the credits on the Disney+ version. Sulley slowly lifted his head. The laughter subsides, and all is dark. Look out! DOT: I was talking to Mother. He leans next to the door, opens the door and roars. Sulley: What? Or a limb? Randall: Hey, Waxford?! Mike: Yeah, it's, ah, "Bring An Obscure Relative to Work Day". I was up all night trying to find it! Sulley : Mike, you don't understand. ), Mike: What in heaven's name will become of us? I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. Mike manages to grab onto Sulley's tail.). Look! ), (Outside of Monsters, Inc., helicopters hover over the factory as large black trucks squeal into the parking lot. ), (Sulley and Mike wear colanders, snorkel masks, and oven mitts for protection. The cave grows dark. Mike, Sulley and Boo hang onto the door as it moves. Celia's starting to steam. Let me through! Now, bon voyage. Where are you going? (Mike opens his eye and spots Boo's door in a station.). Hello? It swings shut again.). (Mike prepares himself and walks towards Roz's station.). Mike: Really? It never would have gotten out, if you hadn't been cheating last night! SULLIVAN! Sulley: (nervous) Uh, well uh er, uh Mike: No! Great. Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage, or Old Dumpster. Celia: (over P.A.) The energy crisis will only get worse because of YOU!! A horn sounds, and each scarer rushes up to their door. Mike: Let me see it! . They laugh. Look happy. Mike gasps. ), (Before Charlie can finish, George grabs him by the throat, stuffs the sock in his mouth, and tosses him in the door. Animals, Inc. is a movie parody 2001's from Monsters, Inc. and has been released on October 25, 2019. company monsters inc the lovable confident tough furry blue, bloopers monsters inc bloopers int simulator tryout room day the bedroom is a set a simulator where monsters practice their Dave re-hired Scotty and took over the task of directing. In the lobby, various monster employees greet Mike and Sulley as they enter.). A television sequel/midquel spinoff series titled Monsters at Work was announced during a Disney press release on November 9, 2017. (yelling at Sulley) A STUPID KID!!! Sulley dangles by one arm as the door speeds through the vault. I'm getting warmer, any second now! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! Funny, she doesn't look dangerous. My chair is more comfortable, anyway. (Bile shuffles nervously away from the animatronic kid.). Mr. Waternoose: Well done! No, hey, hey, that's my bed. Newscaster: If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a child security breach for the first time in monster history. Jerry: (to Mr. Waternoose) We've lost fifty-eight doors this week, sir. Celia: Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! It falls and smashes at the bottom of the vault. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have , Mike: (v.o.) Keep it up! One, two (The posing couple sees Boo pop up over the photographer's shoulder. We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, um, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me! I need scarers like like James P. Sullivan! Oh, yes. Did you see me? (Ms. Flint rewinds the tape, then plays it. CDA agent: Your seat is right over there, sir. Mike: Hey, good evening, how are you? - meaning "Welcome! Tell me you're joking. Celia's snakes begin kissing Mike, too, and it tickles him.). Mary tries to catch it, but rolls out of the shot and laughs off-screen. Mike: We gotta get out of here NOW!! Oh, I don't believe it! ), Mike: (v.o.) (Their door travels into a corridor of doors, surrounded on all slides, enveloping them in darkness. Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation, would you like her voicemail? FATHER: Sleep tight, kiddo. Called himself "King Itchy". Whimpering, he protects himself with a garbage can lid. ), (Mr. Waternoose shoves Mike and Sulley through the door. Sulley makes his way to the end of the hall. You did it! The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. The boy looks around the room, nervously, eyes growing wide. Assistants, please report to your stations. James, this company has been in my family for three generations. Mr. Waternoose: There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. Mike: What are you talking about? Mike: SULLEY!!! She doesn't like Mike to yell at Sulley.). (Thaddeus Bile is standing on one leg, sticking his tongue out at the animatronic kid.). His nerdy assistant Fungus alternates the patterns, until he stops at a painting of a man wearing a hat with a feather on it. She whimpers. ), (Randall stops. Sulley runs to Boo's door, ready to toss Boo back in. We settle on Claws which causes the child to scream.). Coming through here! We're just two regular Joes on our way to work. Sulley: (on TV) We're working for a better tomorrow today! Mr. Waternoose: (to camera) Of course. All doors must be returned. Soft moonlight illuminates the room. Mike: Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Waternoose: (o.s.) (gasps) Don't let the kid touch you! The track rounds a post.). (Randall stands menacingly over Sulley, who holds onto the bottom of the door for dear life.). (Across the room, Waxford turns and looks around revealing many shifty eyes. Sulley yells. Help!!! Sulley is at the top, with Randall in second place.). Randall lands in the same French kid's room, then continues after Mike and Sulley. ), Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. (George opens his locker. What'd you do with it? (Pushes Smitty), Smitty: (worried) Oh, let me do it over! ), (A small shower head pops up, spraying disinfectant. Needleman: You know my mom. ), Pupil 2: I won't go in a kid's room! Computerized Voice: (o.s.) 2:23. Mike: (v.o.) Monster's Inc bloopers end credits - YouTube He stumbles back onto a skateboard, slips, and lands on a pile of jacks. Help!! Sulley: Another day like this, and that scare record's in the bag! Text appears on the screen: "Simulation-Not Actual Child."). Yeti: It won't be so hard for you guys, though, you know, I mean, how lucky can you get? There's a child! The boy turns away in fear, but a second look reveals it to be just a shirt sleeve. (Then, Sulley angrily closes the wooden door, and tries to prove that it's not "Boo"'s door.). You have until then to put the kid back. ), (He falls, trips over a laundry basket, slips on a rug, and is ejected out of Boo's room. Mike : Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. Come on, now, chuck him, chuck him, baby, hum, baby. Sulley: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't be scared. He surveys the fruit of his labors. ), (He spots Sulley staggering along pathetically, cradling his "Boo garbage cube" in his arms.). Tongue Monster Kid: (turning her head) Bye, Mike! No, no, no, no, it's okay. Mike: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow! AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!! Right up until you chuckled like that and, uh, now I'm thinkin' I should just get out of here. Okay, stop. (The machine comes closer to Randall and Mike.). ), (Sulley runs to the locker room. (Timing is just right, Sulley leaps out onto a passing door. ), (Randall is beginning to come, too. She got this close to me! (Waternoose grabs Boo from Sulley and hands her to Mike.). An agent rips the band-aid off. His nerdy assistant Fungus alternates the patterns. Mike/Sulley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ), (The CDA arrives in helicopters and vans.). You wanna sleep? Sulley: (lifting Boo's head) Oh, sorry, she didn't see that. From under the bed, a pair of evil red eyes peer out. This is not a drill. (to Sulley) All right, then, I'll see you this afternoon, James. (Sulley and Mike turn toward the noise. Mike: Yeah, the one at station six. (They head onto a nearby beach house. The blue day care kid pops out of the bag wearing a girlish wig. Yeah, you know-- (another toy) Oh, that's cute. Mr. Waternoose: Say, I could use your help with something. (Screen flashes to Mike saying goodbye to Boo), (Boo laughs off-screen, along with the other off-screen crew members. Rising up behind the boy, preparing to scare his young victim, towers a fearsome monster. Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!!! Mike: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) Sulley runs toward in the next station over. The first stall door in the row suddenly slams open. Fungus: (o.s.) Heh, heh. Good morning! (The door is clearly missing a piece. - We're pan' of your life. Mike: C'mon, fight that plaque! Now, go. ), (Mike lifts up a copy of the magazine and holds it in front of him.). (Randall angrily hits the stall door. Sulley: Now, look, what if we just put her back in her door? Randall: Will you be quiet?! ), (Boo thinks this is hilarious and begins laughing. She pulls Sulley into her room and hands him various toys, each one with a new sense of excitement.). Mike: I'm gonna be sick, I'm gonna be sick! , (Screen fades to and from black revealing Mike and Sulley facing the screen as the entire scare floor look at them.). ), (Celia gasps. (whispers to Sulley) On my desk, Sulley. Waternoose spins around to see Sulley, who has knocked over a stack of cans during his escape. He's wearing mittens on his horns, his hands, and his feet.). Waternoose: Ah, James. Needleman: Is not! Sulley gasps for breath.). Number one wants to talk to you. They see Mary and scream, scrambling behind a chair for protection. (His hands are covered with splinters and band-aids.) WHAT ABOUT US?! No! (Mike runs through a side exit door, out of the factory. A human kid!!!! Mike smiles as a gigantic can fills with laughs.). Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep. You're going to the hall of fame for sure! Sulley rushes to the toilets, stuffs Mary's junk into the bowl, and flushes it down. ), (Sulley tries to grab Boo, but she playfully evades his outstretched arms. More details are available in the progress report. Not when we're so close to breaking the record. Mr. Waternoose: (on TV) the best refineries, and research into new energy techniques. Mr. Waternoose: (expecting the worse) Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far? Sulley: What, you mean You mean, I can't see her again? ), (Waternoose turns to Randall, who has managed to escape. Sulley runs out, but gets caught in a hanging mobile. Mike: Okay, Sulley, here we go. Mike: No plan no plan can't think can't think. Sulley: Come on, we gotta find another door! Mike: (Italian accent) Hey, Tony! They emerge again, this time through a door moving along the door track. They trip over a slow monster pushing a scream cart.). (Mr. Waternoose unlocks the can, and the sound of children's scream leak out. An alarm sounds and Boo's door, poised high above the station, heads back into the door vault. ), (The sled is narrowly missing boulders, and picking up speed until), (Sulley's sled smashes into a boulder, and bursts apart. (On the TV, there are beautiful shots of monsters happily living their lives.). And if I were handsome , Sulley: (v.o.) Boo runs after it. ), (Sulley sees a lone door in a station. Anyone? ), Sulley: See? Mike: What's that thing? CDA Agent #1: The one from the commercial. They all wear little dog collars, too. Now, say goodbye to-- (Mike points to where Boo stood moments before she's gone.). Sulley just barely gets a hand-hold on the lip of the door.) Charlie: Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Mike: You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself! We would've had it made! As if dinner wasn't enough, I'm taking her to a monster truck rally afterwards. Sulley grabs Boo and sprints after Randall as he pushes his cart out into the hallway.). A yellow hand reaches in with a huge electric razor. Her hood flops open, revealing her scared face.). Fungus: (flustered) Oh! But hey, we need ushers! Another door comin' right up. It's okay. (Waternoose flips the switch and the simulator door and ejects, just like the Scare Floor. CDA agent #1: Move, move, move! Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! (Mike and Sulley scramble into their chairs to watch the commercial). ), (Sulley slides the door open and they run through the room. ), Mike: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! Celia lies on the ground.). ), (The floor is dark and empty as Sulley walks to Mike's desk.). ), (Behind the fourth wall of the simulator, the tryout room is filled with yellow-suited CDA agents. ), (Sulley realizes it's up to him to say goodbye. Monsters Inc. | Funny Bloopers for the Disney Pixar Animated Family Featuring the voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi, James Coburn, and Jennifer Tilly, the film was directed by Pete Docter in his directorial debut, and executive produced by John Lasseter and Andrew Stanton. Yes, it's dangerous work, and that's why I need you to be at your best. Because of you, I am now stuck in this frozen wasteland! Monsters, Inc./Transcript | The Movies Wiki | Fandom (Screen flashes to the same tentacle arms holding a clapperboard. Sure. Ha-ha! ), (From the other end of the tunnel of doors, Randall jumps onto a door and rides it towards them. Waternoose: Get up! (Mike opens the door. (Randall performs a series of martial art moves.). Sushi Chef: There's a kid here! Well, now there is. Waternoose: (slamming against the door) Open this door! Cautiously, he opens the door. Charlie's eyes go wide. Waternoose: Hmmm, must have missed the memo. She quickly hides in a crevice in the hallway. What time did you leave last night? 'Nother gator?! (Later in the bathroom, Sulley brushes his teeth, while Mike stands on his arm.). Roz magicially appears in a sparkly dress from inside the tub.). (Randall is finally able to push his way through the mob. Patrons scramble out the door, screaming. A shadow cuts across the bed sheets. Sulley, Mike and Boo follow Boo's door down a long corridor.). Hello? Good, Sulley! (As they approached the lobby doors, a fellow worker emerges. The Jumbo-tron reads "WARNING: CONTAMINATION ALERT", replacing the yellow circle with a black child inside.). (Mike angrily swipes the bear out of Boo's hands. ), Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) Sulley: She's home now! She giggles, then scampers off to hide behind another stalls. Sulley reaches for it and faints. The future is bright at Monsters Incorporated. Waternoose: Sullivan! The CDA agent in the middle doesn't break through the window, and he slides down the glass in pain. Her hands (flippers) grab at her "lower region. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again. Sulley slides out of the room, covered in toys and junk from Boo's room. Mike : Yes, I do. Flea smacks his face into the camera lens. Mike: Are you out of your (screams) miiiiiiiiiiind?!!!!! Randall: (spotting Mike and Sulley) There they are! (The kid turns on a light, revealing Mike, sitting on a stool, microphone in hand.). Sulley and Mike walk out into the evening light.). In terror, she lets go of Mike as he and Sulley round the corner towards the Scare Floor.). Mike: I'm telling you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. That should make it even more humiliating when we break the record first. Yes! It fits perfectly. (Sulley exits the stage as the crowd cheers. You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you. Randall enters, wheeling a cart of scream cans towards the door. Guy takes five steps and he's there. Claws' assistant: Keep it together, man! We need to get there NOW!!! Mike: Hey, you hear that? A single touch could kill you! I'm off duty. , (With the Harryhausens set now destroyed, the screen fades to the monster daycare teacher playing the piano. GYAH!!!!! (Sulley opens his eyes. ), Sulley: Oh, no problem. Of course I was the ball (The kid looks on, skeptically. (Sulley stands protectively in front of the bed.). Mike: Sir, she isn't toxic. Mike: Sulley, I'd like to think that given the circumstances, I have been extremely forgiving up 'til now, but that is a horrible idea! ), (Mike flies backwards, tripping over the bench.). Hurriedly Mike and Sulley yank the shades closed. The drawing is crude, but its unmistakenly a picture of Sulley and Mary holding hands.). You're doing great! The wall of the bedroom begins to rise. A siren blares. ), (Sulley tiptoes down the dark passageway, carrying Boo. , (A male monster scream, which almost sounds like Tino Insana's voice, can be heard as the crowd of monsters run across the stage behind Mike. Remember to tip your waitresses. Finally the machine spits out a compressed cube of garbage. (Randall sighs, frustrated. As long as it doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay. Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.). Nick Schmidt: Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision. ), (Mary looks into the closet intently. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. (A scream comes from another door. We warm your home. A random assistant walks by.). I bet they put the original master through the 4K restoration. Sulley sets her back in bed, then walks slowly to the door. Randall plugs the machine back in. [The bedroom light clicks off. (Sulley pulls Mike up into the door with him just as Randall emerges from Hawaii. Mike: I don't believe it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sulley: Yup. Mike: Whoo! ), (Because the door was lying sideways, Mike's fall changes trajectory as he enters a French kid's room. A monster day care kid notices Boo.). Never go out in a blizzard. Hum, baby. Too conspicuous. Just like Randall said! In fact, every door in the vault powers up, their lights glowing bright red. They look up to see a giant monster! ), (Sulley pushes a button on the door station keypad, picks Boo up and runs inside.). You know, there's more to life than scaring. Randall: It's here in the factory, isn't it? Is this one yours? A snowball hits Sulley in the back. Yeti: You wanna go to the village? Read chapters two and three in your manuals. He's about to eject it when he notices that the light above the station is illuminated. Ooh, the love boat is about to set sail! The "SCARE" light is turned off, and tired scarers emerge from doors.). On the back of the console, he sees the cords wiggling. There can't be any witnesses. 217 of 220 found this interesting | Share this Bloopers and play gone from Monsters Inc End Credits Mike: So help me! Mike: One-eighteen. Just as Randall is about to kick open their door, Fungus pops in front of him.). Waternoose: When the door lands in this station, cut the power. Smitty is shown wearing Fungus' glasses. Man, I have no idea what puce is (Sulley picks up the reddish-brown paperwork files and shuffles through it. Loch Ness, Big Foot, The Abominable Snowman. Whew! Mike: Schmoopsie-Poo, I really can't talk. Mike: Sulley, what are you doing? Sulley: Here! Mr. Waternoose: Well, James, that was an impressive display. The lights overhead glow intensely, then burst. Soft moonlight illuminates the room. Sulley falls to the ground, still holding Boo. (Mike takes off, carrying Boo's monster disguise. He puts some of the pieces on a newspaper as a little area for Mary to sleep, but she sticks with sleeping in Sulley's bed.). (Sulley jumps up, runs across the cave, and grabs the Yeti.). You be a good girl, okay? Okay, that's - no. Mike: Honey, please. ), (CHOP! (Sulley demonstrates the "old Waternoose jump and growl". Mike: Sulley, the bear!!! It powers up. (Mike stands up, tosses the microphone in his mouth and swallows it. Mike: Sulley! But I must admit it, big guy, you always come through. Mike: (coy) Oh, that darn paperwork! Roz: And I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly for once. ), (The only available door is on the ground, undergoing some sort of maintenance. A huge metal door lowers into the station with a bang. Randall watches angrily. Needleman: I don't think so. (Mike and Sulley turn to see a line of monster children, led by the day care worker. Mike: Sulley, please, don't blow this. Wait a minute. Yeti: It's at the bottom of the mountain. Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like Mike: (sighs) Listen, I need a favor. MAG177 - Wonderland The Magnus Archives Transcripts Archive Archive A Starring, written, and directed by Mike Sulley: And produced by Mike Wazowski. Mike: (sighs) You want me to prove everything's on the up and up? Hmmm. Claws: I could've been dead! Little Boy: (o.s.) ), (Celia kisses Mike on his mouth, and he feels loved by that. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. (Celia hangs up the intercom phone with a smile. (Sulley whimpers as he shows Mike the cube.). Claws' assistant: (Whispering) Keep it together, man! Open 'em. The lunch bell rings. Mr. Waternoose pours himself a cup of the thick gooey liquid.). Sulley: No, no, no, no. She needs to be driven! We have a new scare leader, Randall Boggs. You're in kindergarten, right? We light your city. It's Celia! Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right? He has an idea.). But we both know it's true! Red alert! She grows self-conscious.). (The jumping monster kid gets tangled in the tongue rope and lies into a giant eye monster watching from a window. Come on, you could use the exercise. Boo spills out of his arms. ), (She ran from Sulley towards Waternoose, hiding behind one of his crab legs.). I went and got her card key, and now I have her card key. ), (Smitty has a hard time pulling the lever, which appears to be jammed. Mike: Never mind. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight. The lights in the apartment glow even brighter than before. Hey! Ruined my life, and for what? Celia: YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT PACK OF LIES, MIKE WAZOWSKI?!?!!! Sulley: OOOOOO!! DR. The three ride off across the vault. Waternoose yells and beats against the Tryout Room door. It slows to a stop. Suddenly a large box covers Mike and snatches him away. Each painful jerk of his fronds makes Randall change colors. Sulley pauses in front of her stall, then turns and opens it.). Sulley checks the carts for Mike.). Clinging to Randall like a bucking bronco, Boo grabs a bat and wallops Randall repeatedly on the head. Mike: Oh, please be there, please be there, please be there. Boo is with him, now out of her disguise and wearing only one sock. Isolate the contaminate! Celia: Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar-none! Sulley's nervous face is hit with light as he scans the room. She runs to her closet and opens it. The boy, now revealed to be an animatronic, winds down and resets. He's working hard. Mike watches his buddy on TV and leaps to his feet.).
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